Justin Rotherham took this shot at Smith Rock a few weeks back. A seemingly infinite chain of girth hitched webbing. We’ve discussed the whole girth hitching webbing thing in the past here and here. This one isn’t necessarily all that dangerous, for the simple reason that the girth hitched monstrosity is a ‘back up’ for a presumably more proper climbing anchor. But it definitely qualifies as Jive-Ass (in this case, of the ‘overkill’ variety).
In Justin’s words [emphasis is mine], “This sling to sling to sling girth hitch insanity was a back up to a 2 quickdraw top rope set up. The sling ‘back up’ was attached to the anchor for the next route over with another non-locking biner. The other end of the sling had a quicklink that they had threaded the rope through after clipping the draws.”
Yeah, some times people go a little overboard with their redundancy. Apparently two bolts (two bolts!) weren’t enough for top roping (top roping!). And thus jive-assery was required.
Parting words or wisdom from Justin: “These are bolted anchors people! Quit trying to make it harder than it needs to be.”
Location: Smith Rock State Park, Oregon, USA